Dance After Dark Photography

Shooting with Erica and Carrie yesterday, we were constantly making horribly inappropriate jokes. Since we were walking downtown with two women at my beck and call, we kept making cracks about me being a pimp. Later, as we were walking out of the Maitland Art Center, a lady walking past with her dog stopped short. She explained that her dog isn’t dangerous, but she still has to be careful. Carrie was wearing nice stockings, and the lady explained:

“She’s a little too friendly. I wouldn’t want her to jump all over your pretty hose.”

As we walked back to the car, I couldn’t help asking, “Was she talking to you or me? Don’t want no bitch jumpin’ all over my hoes.”

I tell you, life is just more interesting when you live in the gutter.

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