Aug 11 2004

“Shmeng is not a Gothic site”

Published by Walker at 12:19 pm under Personal

I couldn’t come up with a subject line for today, so I did a Google search for ‘Wednesday.” It returned a bunch of newspapers and (oddly enough) Republican dogma. I did a search for “+odd +Wednesday” and got more Republican dogma. What’s up with that? As a last resort and entirely on a whim, I searched for “+gothic +Wednesday +odd” and got, as the #5 listing, Shmeng.

What is Shmeng, you ask? Not a f*cking clue. It has some pretty pictures, though. Come on. Are you going to tell me you could possibly pass up that name?

Shmeng. Shmeng, shmeng, shmeng. I think that’s my new favorite word.

So today has been fun. I know it’s hard to believe that someone as glamorous and insanely cool as myself would have to stoop so low as to do actual yard work, but believe it. i stooped. I stooped at noon, in fact, and nearly gave myself heat stroke in the process. (Don’t ask. It’s an idiotic story. Those who know me well can easily guess who’s at the root of it.)

I still don’t have a camera. Mind you, I’m fully aware that I won’t have a camera for at least a month. I know and accept that fact, and when I *did* have a working camera I’d really only shoot about once a week. Serious photo shoots averaged once a month. Everything else was just wandering around town and entertaining myself. (No, not “entertaining myself.” Get your minds out of the gutter. There’s only room for one down here, and I’m it.)

At any rate, the fact that I don’t have a camera and can’t go out shooting, even if I have nothing in particular to shoot right now, is really bothering me. Damn.

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